Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Week 11 and 12

Poolsters,
Where do I begin?  How about with a week lamer than Erik Weiss in bed after a couple drinks?

Name
Week 11
Result
Standing
Paul Andrews
F'in Out!
Marcus Arnold
F'in Out!
Justin Belding
F'in Out!
Joe Church
F'in Out!
Kevin Clarke
F'in Out!
Sam Finley
F'in Out!
Dan Fitzpatrick
F'in Out!
Sam Heinlein
Eagles
1 Strike
Neil Jubitz
F'in Out!
Pat Kelly
Saints
Nick Lamb
Chargers
1 Strike
Ryan McAndrew
Cowboys
1 Strike
Drew Millar
F'in Out!
Matt Nichols
F'in Out!
Bobby Philbrook
Cowboys
Ryan Purcell
F'in Out!
Kyle Shultz
F'in Out!
Dan Stone
F'in Out!
Trent Striplin
Saints
Erik Weiss
Chargers
1 Strike
Michael Zahler
F'in Out!
Re UP
Name
Week 11
Result
Paul Andrews
Ravens
1 Strike
Marcus Arnold
Falcons
Kevin Clarke
Ravens
Dan Fitzpatrick
Ravens
1 Strike
Pat Kelly
Chargers
Nick Lamb
Ravens
1 Strike
Ryan McAndrew
Cowboys
Ryan Purcell
F'in Out
Trent Striplin
Saints
Michael Zahler
Cowboys
1 Strike


Bam!  There you have it.  Week 11.  That’s right people, not a single person lost in the main pot or the Re-Up.  However, your Pool Master made a fatal blunder while traveling in week 10.  Without looking hard enough, this guy forgot the fact that Ryan Purcell is the first ever Pool Boy Donk of the Re-Up.  In week 10 Ryan errantly picked the Giants who got smoked by John (Presidential Candidate 2022) Kitna and his Cowboys.  So I should make fun of you, but I’m leaving the floor open to you and Pandrews for my awful gaffe.  Let’s just move on to week 12.
Week 12
Welp, the Main Pool Party was about as tempting as Bobby’s many pick up offers to Lindsay “The Cougar” Arnold in high school, “Hey Lindsay…need a lift?  You can ride in my Mustang.”  Yup…she didn’t bite and I’m not either. 
Pick of the Week
Oh wait, there isn’t one because the team picked the most often this week was the Browns.  Thanks to the Carolina Shankopontamus’ many of us sneaked away with a win.  We’ll take it, and hope that a real QB doesn’t show up in Cleveland to make this a worthwhile pick again.  Wow, can’t believe I said that about the Browns. 
Worst Pick of the Week
Drew Millar for that hooker he took home from the Dolphin II on Weds night.  Honorable Mention:  That steak you all ate underneath Caitlin Keys on amateur night.
On to the Standings!

Name
Week 12
Result
Standing
Paul Andrews
F'in Out!
Marcus Arnold
F'in Out!
Justin Belding
F'in Out!
Joe Church
F'in Out!
Kevin Clarke
F'in Out!
Sam Finley
F'in Out!
Dan Fitzpatrick
F'in Out!
Sam Heinlein
Browns
1 Strike
Neil Jubitz
F'in Out!
Pat Kelly
Giants
Nick Lamb
Jets
1 Strike
Ryan McAndrew
Browns
1 Strike
Drew Millar
F'in Out!
Matt Nichols
F'in Out!
Bobby Philbrook
Jets
Ryan Purcell
F'in Out!
Kyle Shultz
F'in Out!
Dan Stone
F'in Out!
Trent Striplin
Browns
Erik Weiss
Jets
1 Strike
Michael Zahler
F'in Out!


Bobby, Pat Kelly and Trent are still flawless.  Followed by yours truly, Heinlein, Lambo, and Weiss.  7 contenders with many non contenders left as their only picks…
The Re-Up
We were so close to having another outing in the Re-Up but the Buffalo “God Hating” Bills could not hang on…Pandrews and Clarke live to fight another day.  So we don’t have a pick of the week again but fortunately…as he so often does, Marcus Arnold has provided us with more opportunities to laugh at his expense.  Its…the….
Donk Pick of the Week!
That’s right.  Marcus is the only loser this week with his pick of the RRRRRRaaaaiders.  Raider nation shined in Darkness yet again, and fortunately for us you can’t see Marcus in the darkness. 
Marcus and the Singaporeschlongs are having a rough week...
You lose this week Marcus, and have your first strike against you.  Let’s keep em coming!

Name
Week 12
Result
Paul Andrews
Steelers
1 Strike
Marcus Arnold
Raiders
Loss
1 Strike
Kevin Clarke
Steelers
Dan Fitzpatrick
Browns
1 Strike
Pat Kelly
Giants
Nick Lamb
Browns
1 Strike
Ryan McAndrew
Browns
Ryan Purcell
F'in Out
Trent Striplin
Browns
Michael Zahler
Browns
1 Strike


So after just a couple weeks we have 1 person completely out.  5 people with Strikes and 4 people who are flawless.
Now, let’s all have a far more exciting week 13.  To spice things up a little bit during this week I won’t be showing the SingaporeSchlongs again I’ll be doing a poll question, cause let’s be honest, besides dead people jokes and jokes regarding me having hill billy weddings, there aren’t a whole lot of comments going down on this blog.  So let’s kick it off with an ESPNesque pointless poll!  Out of our 3 remaining flawless partiers in the main pot who do you want to win the least?
Bobby Philbrook
Trent Striplin
Pat Kelly
I’ll start it off in the comments below.  Please join me.  Have a great week everybody.
McPoolMaster

10 comments:

  1. I chose Trent as my least favorite person to win. The man makes more money than this entire league combined off of welfare, uses food stamps and doesn't pay taxes. He may have paid up for this league, but we all actually paid...

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  2. I chose Marcus, oops sorry buddy, even though I cant vote against you I will, because I did

    happy now McAndrewS?

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  3. Pat Kelly obviously. I need real money to pay for running a red light... on highway 26? Apparently the courts in washington county don't take camel cash

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  4. Pat Kelly doesn't deserve a smile much less $400. The only good thing about Kelly winning it is that we can all use it as a tax write-off for donating to the Thomas Edison Alumni Fund.

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  5. Pat Kelly's got a heart and soul as cold as Lindsay Arnold in an igloo, and a knapsack of morals as foul as his hanging jungle fruit, so he earns my pick for the need to be the first to go out.

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  7. I really don't want to...Seahawks this week. It was fun while it lasted. For the side pot, KC

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  8. Taking my Packers this week...Week 14 that is

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