Week 3 Update

Week 3 results are in!  What a mess…All I have to say is Donovan McNabb crapped on us all again or at least most of us.  Guess he didn’t have enough sugar cubes and oats this week…

Here’s a quick recap:

20 people are still around.

10 people have a strike against them

10 people are flawless

1 person is F’in out!

I also must say I do not appreciate the sex toys, cum shots and over all man love comments with these checks that I am receiving. 

Pick of the week:

Goes to….Erik (with a K) Weiss.  Mostly, because I had my 49ers money on you going out first.   Alas, I was wrong; which means you are in good shape since every time 49er money is used I get hosed.  Ask Bobby.  So Erik, congrats on being the only one who picked the Colts and sticking around.  Which brings me to my next point.  Next year we are totally doing a side pot on betting who thinks who is going out first.  Any interest there?  Another side pot will be which week do I break down and send out a mass Packer rant.  You don’t get a guess this year because it’s coming tomorrow in the form of a baby seal clubbing coach.

Worst pick of the week:

Definitely goes to Ryan Purcell for picking the Texans.  As I receive Purcell’s text message for his pick I am sent this along with it “Texans! Mans game! I wanna win this thing the right way.”  Well Purcell, this league isn’t about measuring wang sizes it’s about outlasting everyone else.  So try not to two pump chump, because another one like that and we will all thank you for your $20 and your pochinco chin chin.

So this leaves us with 9 people losing this week and 8 at the incapable hands of Donovan McNabb.  So much for those sure things…From here on out I recommend everyone pick Boise State or anyone playing the Bills.

Also, we have received almost all of the payments.  There are a few people who we are still waiting on but I have been assured they are in the mail.  I am cashing these checks on Thursday so if I do not have it by then you may be out of the league so get them in.  If they are already mailed that shouldn’t be a problem!  Bobby and Kevin live in California and Minnesota and I already have their money.  Thank you again to everyone who has paid on time.

The blog/ website for the league is also underway.  I didn’t get any emails with names so we will be going with something cheesy but easy to remember.  I’ll send an email out when it is complete, but it is under way.  Has to do with Pool Boys thanks to all the man love checks…

And now its time...to say goodbye…to our friend J-u-s-t-i-n  B-e-l-d-i-n-g.  After two weeks into the inaugural season of Pool Boy Pick Em’ our dear friend Justin is being booted from our party scene for being too belligerent.  He had an unfortunate string of luck with two incompetent quarterbacks and is no longer allowed to stay at the pool house.  Your F’in out!  Maybe next year!  The rest of us will all go on hating Donovan McNabb as much as you do in your honor.

Now the rest of your pray that I complete this website before I get knocked out or this posting is about to get reeeeeeaaaallll lazy!

Here are the standings:

Name	Week 2	Result	Standing	Bio	Paid
Paul Andrews	Vikings	Win	1 Strike		Yes
Marcus Arnold	Redskins	Loss	1 Strike		Yes
Justin Belding	Redskins	Loss	F'in Out!		Yes
Joe Church	Redskins	Loss	1 Strike		Yes
Kevin Clarke	Ravens	Win			Yes
Sam Finley	Redskins	Loss	1 Strike		Yes
Dan Fitzpatrick	Redskins	Loss	1 Strike		Yes
Sam Heinlein	Bengals	Win			Yes
Neil Jubitz	Ravens	Win			Yes
Pat Kelly	Patriots	Win			In mail
Nick Lamb	Patriots	Win			Yes
Ryan McAndrew	Redskins	Loss	1 Strike		Yes
Drew Millar	Redskins	Loss	1 Strike		Waiting…
Matt Nichols	Patriots	Win			In mail
Bobby Philbrook	Ravens	Win			Yes
Ryan Purcell	Texans	Loss	1 Strike		In mail
Kyle Shultz	Ravens	Win			Yes
Dan Stone	Redskins	Lose	1 Strike		In mail
Trent Striplin	Bengals	Win			Yes
Erik Weiss	Colts	Win	1 Strike		Yes
Michael Zahler	Vikings	Win			Yes

Have a good week and remember to send in your picks!

Thanks,

Ryan