2011 Week 3

What a stressful week!  Not one person here didn’t have to sweat a game out until the end.  Even the sure things. Chargers and Steelers had to crap themselves a couple times before finally stopping their opponents final drives.  Sabas really collapsed this weekend thanks to the Pool Boy Pick Em’ not from a pick up basketball game.  On a side note, you know you are addicted to gambling when you own the NFL Sunday Ticket and over all the games I could be watching I’m glued to the Jaguars vs Panthers limp biscuit bowl because there were about 4 guys I feel deserved to go down for picking Scam Newton.  Anyways, I wasn’t vindicated and I ended up having a pretty bad morning; I felt cheated.  In other news we are in the bizarro world of the NFL as there are only 3 teams left undefeated.  The Packers (world champs baby!), the Lions and the Bills.  Awesome.

Also, sorry again this is coming late, I decided to take a nap last night instead.

Quick Recap!

24 people are still partying

11 people have a strike against them

13 people are flawless

1 person forgot to pick this week (it’s becoming a trend)

3 people got a strike this week

2 people are F’in Out!

These numbers will not do people.  I will not be satisfied until we are in single digit flawlessness.  Stop squeaking by Trent!   With your picks and life, you’re playing with fire, a “Man on Fire”.  Why did I make that comment you ask?  Because Trent works for Netflix now, so whenever referenced in this league a movie title joke must be made somewhere along with his name.

Pick of the Week

No body.  Everyone went on a vagtastic voyage by pussin out on their picks (yes me, very much included) this week and I’ll be damned if Scam Newton is going to get any accolades from this league!

Worst Pick of the Week

Goes too…Ben Clark!  His first nomination!  Ben isn’t the only person who lost this week with the Patriots, but I haven’t seen a hate-stricken email or rant in a long time and I’m hoping this small prod will do the trick.  If I don’t fear for my life like Claire Hanway after this post I’m going to be upset.  I want restraining orders and Kim Cassinelli needing to come over to console me by the time I hear from you next.  One more strike to go bud, lets finish strong!

Honorable Mention

Kevin Clarke, for failing to pick this week and subsequently losing because his default team had already been chosen.  Which brings up a mistake made last week.  Kevin posted his pick to my facebook account which I did not see until after the game so Kevin did not choose the Falcons last week, he picked the Steelers.  Which is too bad; because he would be utterly shaming my forgiveness rule had I not found that.

Here are this week’s picks…which reminds me; if most of you would get your picks in sooner you could also waste your Sunday mornings watching the Panthers play the Jaguar’s or any terrible Monday Night game that will be on for the rest of the season.  I’m serious…if you haven’t looked at the Monday night schedule yet you need too.  It’s absolutely terrible.

Name	Pick	Standing	Position
Paul Andrews	Steelers	Win
Marcus Arnold	Panthers	Win
Phil Barry	Titans	Win
Paul Barth	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Justin Belding	Titans	Win	1 Strike
Joe Church	Chargers	Win
Ben Clark	Patriots	Loss	1 Strike
Kevin Clark	Steelers (again)	Loss	1 Strike
Sam Finley	Steelers	Win
Dan Fitzpatrick	Steelers	Win
John Galmiche	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Nick "Hollywood" Heinrichs	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Neil Jubitz	Chargers	Win
Pat Kelly	Chargers	Win
Nick Lamb	Panthers	Win
Ryan McAndrew	Chargers	Win
Drew Millar	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Matt Nichols			F'in Out!
Bobby Philbrook	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Ryan Purcell	Chargers	Win
Kyle Shultz	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Dan Stone	Chargers	Win	1 Strike
Trent Striplin	Panthers	Win
Erik Weiss	Patriots	Loss	F'in Out
Paul Wilson	Titans	Win	1 Strike
Michael Zahler	Chargers	Win

F’In Out Time!

Erik Weiss!  You sir, are F’in outta here!!! This would be equivalent to the many times you were not able to get it up with countless women in college and high school, donks no less.  Swamp donks, which is what you are! Sorry you weren’t able to rekindle the magic from last year after you lost in week 1 and subsequently still got no money…however, your excitement or limpness rather, ends after only 3 weeks.  Poor showing, very poor showing.  We will see you in the re-up and then next year!

IMPORTANT NOTICE

I will be gone the next two weeks.  Your picks still need to be in by Saturday night but they need to go to Dan Fitzpatrick.  Danfitzpatrick03@gmail.com.  If you send them to me they will still count, but you will be totally out of the loop for at least two weeks because I’m going to be sippin Mai Thai’s on a beach all week and could really give a rats ass that you tried to get the pick of the week by picking Browns…which isn’t even funny because every crappy team this year has a above .500 record. Except Seattle, and the Rams, and the Niners within the next 3 weeks. 

So seriously, send them to Fitzpatrick or don’t expect to get much out of this league for two weeks and you will be a total wet blanket.  Substitute writers the next 2 weeks as well so enjoy your break from my smugness.  Dan Fitzpatrick week 4.  Bobby Philbrook week 5.  See you all, or most of you Saturday night!

Thanks,

McPoolmaster