Poolsters,
Where do I begin? How about with a week lamer than Erik Weiss in bed after a couple drinks?
Name | Week 11 | Result | Standing |
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
Sam Heinlein | Eagles | 1 Strike | |
F'in Out! | |||
Pat Kelly | Saints | ||
Nick Lamb | Chargers | 1 Strike | |
Ryan McAndrew | Cowboys | 1 Strike | |
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
Bobby Philbrook | Cowboys | ||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
Trent Striplin | Saints | ||
Erik Weiss | Chargers | 1 Strike | |
F'in Out! | |||
| Re UP | |||
Name | Week 11 | Result | |
Paul Andrews | Ravens | 1 Strike | |
Marcus Arnold | Falcons | ||
Kevin Clarke | Ravens | ||
Dan Fitzpatrick | Ravens | 1 Strike | |
Pat Kelly | Chargers | ||
Nick Lamb | Ravens | 1 Strike | |
Ryan McAndrew | Cowboys | ||
F'in Out | |||
Trent Striplin | Saints | ||
Michael Zahler | Cowboys | 1 Strike |
Bam! There you have it. Week 11. That’s right people, not a single person lost in the main pot or the Re-Up. However, your Pool Master made a fatal blunder while traveling in week 10. Without looking hard enough, this guy forgot the fact that Ryan Purcell is the first ever Pool Boy Donk of the Re-Up. In week 10 Ryan errantly picked the Giants who got smoked by John (Presidential Candidate 2022) Kitna and his Cowboys. So I should make fun of you, but I’m leaving the floor open to you and Pandrews for my awful gaffe. Let’s just move on to week 12.
Week 12
Welp, the Main Pool Party was about as tempting as Bobby’s many pick up offers to Lindsay “The Cougar” Arnold in high school, “Hey Lindsay…need a lift? You can ride in my Mustang.” Yup…she didn’t bite and I’m not either.
Pick of the Week
Oh wait, there isn’t one because the team picked the most often this week was the Browns. Thanks to the Carolina Shankopontamus’ many of us sneaked away with a win. We’ll take it, and hope that a real QB doesn’t show up in Cleveland to make this a worthwhile pick again. Wow, can’t believe I said that about the Browns.
Worst Pick of the Week
Drew Millar for that hooker he took home from the Dolphin II on Weds night. Honorable Mention: That steak you all ate underneath Caitlin Keys on amateur night.
On to the Standings!
Name | Week 12 | Result | Standing |
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
Sam Heinlein | Browns | 1 Strike | |
F'in Out! | |||
Pat Kelly | Giants | ||
Nick Lamb | Jets | 1 Strike | |
Ryan McAndrew | Browns | 1 Strike | |
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
Bobby Philbrook | Jets | ||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
F'in Out! | |||
Trent Striplin | Browns | ||
Erik Weiss | Jets | 1 Strike | |
F'in Out! |
Bobby, Pat Kelly and Trent are still flawless. Followed by yours truly, Heinlein, Lambo, and Weiss. 7 contenders with many non contenders left as their only picks…
The Re-Up
We were so close to having another outing in the Re-Up but the Buffalo “God Hating” Bills could not hang on…Pandrews and Clarke live to fight another day. So we don’t have a pick of the week again but fortunately…as he so often does, Marcus Arnold has provided us with more opportunities to laugh at his expense. Its…the….
Donk Pick of the Week!
That’s right. Marcus is the only loser this week with his pick of the RRRRRRaaaaiders. Raider nation shined in Darkness yet again, and fortunately for us you can’t see Marcus in the darkness.
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| Marcus and the Singaporeschlongs are having a rough week... |
You lose this week Marcus, and have your first strike against you. Let’s keep em coming!
Name | Week 12 | Result | |
Paul Andrews | Steelers | 1 Strike | |
Marcus Arnold | Raiders | Loss | 1 Strike |
Kevin Clarke | Steelers | ||
Dan Fitzpatrick | Browns | 1 Strike | |
Pat Kelly | Giants | ||
Nick Lamb | Browns | 1 Strike | |
Ryan McAndrew | Browns | ||
F'in Out | |||
Trent Striplin | Browns | ||
Michael Zahler | Browns | 1 Strike |
So after just a couple weeks we have 1 person completely out. 5 people with Strikes and 4 people who are flawless.
Now, let’s all have a far more exciting week 13. To spice things up a little bit during this week I won’t be showing the SingaporeSchlongs again I’ll be doing a poll question, cause let’s be honest, besides dead people jokes and jokes regarding me having hill billy weddings, there aren’t a whole lot of comments going down on this blog. So let’s kick it off with an ESPNesque pointless poll! Out of our 3 remaining flawless partiers in the main pot who do you want to win the least?
Bobby Philbrook
Trent Striplin
Pat Kelly
I’ll start it off in the comments below. Please join me. Have a great week everybody.
McPoolMaster
I chose Trent as my least favorite person to win. The man makes more money than this entire league combined off of welfare, uses food stamps and doesn't pay taxes. He may have paid up for this league, but we all actually paid...
ReplyDeleteI chose Marcus, oops sorry buddy, even though I cant vote against you I will, because I did
ReplyDeletehappy now McAndrewS?
Pat Kelly obviously. I need real money to pay for running a red light... on highway 26? Apparently the courts in washington county don't take camel cash
ReplyDeletePat Kelly doesn't deserve a smile much less $400. The only good thing about Kelly winning it is that we can all use it as a tax write-off for donating to the Thomas Edison Alumni Fund.
ReplyDeletePat Kelly's got a heart and soul as cold as Lindsay Arnold in an igloo, and a knapsack of morals as foul as his hanging jungle fruit, so he earns my pick for the need to be the first to go out.
ReplyDeleteVIKINGS this week
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ReplyDeleteI really don't want to...Seahawks this week. It was fun while it lasted. For the side pot, KC
ReplyDeleteDa Bears
ReplyDeleteTaking my Packers this week...Week 14 that is
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